1 00:00:03,975 --> 00:00:08,521 Today is exactly four years ago I moved into the office. 2 00:00:08,604 --> 00:00:13,025 -And now I'm moving out. - Yes, it's strange... 3 00:00:13,109 --> 00:00:15,570 ...and wrong. 4 00:00:15,653 --> 00:00:22,493 You moved in in the summer. It smelled of wet wool and corpses. 5 00:00:23,536 --> 00:00:28,499 Yes, the new fragrance from D.Ö.D.N.Y. 6 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:30,585 I have to leave. 7 00:00:32,962 --> 00:00:38,885 - You seem to be taking it well. -Yes, but it feels as if something is missing. 8 00:00:38,968 --> 00:00:41,012 That's right - my career! 9 00:00:42,054 --> 00:00:46,267 This might cheer you up. No matter how bad things are going for you- 10 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,686 -then things will probably be worse for Jack. 11 00:00:48,769 --> 00:00:51,230 Big promotion! 12 00:00:57,194 --> 00:01:02,617 -You broke my nose. -If it's broken, we'll fix it... 13 00:01:03,659 --> 00:01:06,120 ...for the second time. 14 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:10,625 I heard it, bitch! 15 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,922 This nose has never been operated on. 16 00:01:16,005 --> 00:01:20,051 You get your fries in the next slot. 17 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:28,059 I have been promoted to butler at the catering company. 18 00:01:28,142 --> 00:01:32,230 Tonight I'm going to bass over an event at the Waldorf-Astoria. 19 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:36,734 I have eight men under me. Isn't it wonderful? 20 00:01:36,817 --> 00:01:41,614 Eight men? Have you written to "my big day" for gays? 21 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:49,872 Can't you for once just say: "Congratulations, handsome!" 22 00:01:49,956 --> 00:01:54,919 Look around. I'm closing the office. I have lost all my clients. 23 00:01:55,002 --> 00:02:01,425 Sorry if I'm not jumping for joy for becoming the first butter boss. 24 00:02:01,509 --> 00:02:06,973 Just so you know, you shit- the catering industry is T.U.F... 25 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:12,228 ...F. 26 00:02:13,604 --> 00:02:20,236 Yeah, tough! All years at the waiter school with lectures and hard exams. 27 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:24,156 Everything to find answers to humanity's eternal question: 28 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,994 Chicken or fish? 29 00:02:28,077 --> 00:02:33,249 Listen to me, mister. And don't take it too literally. 30 00:02:33,332 --> 00:02:38,421 -You could never do my job. -A monkey in a tuxedo would do it. 31 00:02:43,593 --> 00:02:47,763 We are one man short tonight. You can jump into his place. 32 00:02:47,847 --> 00:02:51,893 -Okay. -You don't dare! 33 00:02:51,976 --> 00:02:56,856 I just said I would. 34 00:02:57,899 --> 00:03:00,693 What happened? 35 00:03:00,776 --> 00:03:03,654 I accepted your challenge. 36 00:03:03,738 --> 00:03:10,328 It's more fun than sitting at home and check "Who wants to be a millionaire?". 37 00:03:13,706 --> 00:03:19,253 Arrived at Waldorf dot at five o'clock. Rent a tuxedo - I borrowed yours. 38 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:38,780 I'm not going to take responsibility for anything which is clearly your fault. 39 00:03:42,659 --> 00:03:44,369 Karen. 40 00:03:45,829 --> 00:03:50,751 -Karen! -I'm awake! - Move, Stan! 41 00:03:54,963 --> 00:03:57,549 Where am I? 42 00:03:57,632 --> 00:04:00,344 You are at work. 43 00:04:00,427 --> 00:04:08,185 It's half past eleven, and since you seem to think you can fax fabric... 44 00:04:09,227 --> 00:04:14,566 ...then I owe this guy 150 dollars for a service visit. 45 00:04:14,649 --> 00:04:20,822 My God...! Is it that late? Why did you let me sleep so long? 46 00:04:25,369 --> 00:04:32,084 It's written on my forehead that I need food poisoning! 47 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:36,046 What are you staring at, Flintice? 48 00:04:38,465 --> 00:04:46,056 -Nothing. Sorry. - I'll be back at four o'clock... 49 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:50,811 - Wow! - Yes, she usually doesn't come back. 50 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:56,858 -What is it like to work with her? -I don't know. 51 00:04:58,402 --> 00:05:04,825 I love her. I have seen hers movie "Next to Godliness" 15 times. 52 00:05:04,908 --> 00:05:07,869 - She has never been in a movie. -At first I wasn't sure. 53 00:05:07,953 --> 00:05:11,581 But when I heard the voice… That's her. 54 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:17,629 You are confusing her with someone. People think I'm Julia Roberts. 55 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:21,258 Why then? 56 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:28,598 The hair, the smile, and... 57 00:05:31,184 --> 00:05:34,438 I'm just a girl... 58 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:40,777 ...standing in front of a guy and asks him to love me. 59 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:45,449 Trust me - it's spot on. 60 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:51,663 Trust me, she is. Rent the movie. It is available in the adult section. 61 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:58,003 Adult...? Like Merchant-Ivory? 62 00:05:58,086 --> 00:06:05,510 Or like, “God, how lucky that you two plumbers showed up!" 63 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:10,140 The last one! 64 00:06:15,604 --> 00:06:19,399 The napkins should be folded like cranes. Be careful with the beaks! 65 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:24,613 How much Madonna is this? 66 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:27,908 - Hi, Jack. - You're late! 67 00:06:27,991 --> 00:06:31,661 I had to rent a tuxedo. The old man who took measurements was shaky-handed 68 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:36,041 - so it wasn't very pleasant. 69 00:06:36,124 --> 00:06:42,381 Stand in line. - Good news. Since Mr. Truman married here- 70 00:06:42,464 --> 00:06:45,801 - then there are enough of us to dance ballet. 71 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:51,640 Ballet...? Are you the nutcracker? 72 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:59,356 - Truman, come here! -Yes, ma'am! 73 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:04,778 In private you can treat me like shit, but you may not- 74 00:07:04,861 --> 00:07:07,280 -undermine my authority here! 75 00:07:07,364 --> 00:07:13,120 Wait a little. - Do I have to do everything? 76 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:15,664 I don't have time... 77 00:07:15,747 --> 00:07:18,959 -Jack... - I'm talking to the kitchen. 78 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:22,462 Bring the thing that the cord is in! 79 00:07:27,592 --> 00:07:32,681 This room is a pigsty. And you are a dirty pig... 80 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:37,477 -But mother... -This is how it goes for dirty pigs! 81 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:47,154 Sorry I'm late. How fake it sounded. I'm late! 82 00:07:50,157 --> 00:07:52,826 what are you doing What are you looking at? 83 00:07:52,909 --> 00:08:00,250 I'm looking at the best of my life feel-good movie. 84 00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:03,837 Have you rented "Pretty Woman" again? 85 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:10,302 The only thing you have in common is horse bites and bad taste when it comes to men. 86 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:16,808 You are a dirty little pig! 87 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:35,660 -Karen, is there something you want to tell me? - It's not me. 88 00:08:37,245 --> 00:08:42,292 What is happening? Why don't you lick the floor? 89 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,961 It's not as you think. 90 00:08:45,045 --> 00:08:49,091 Not? It looks like you dressed as a maid- 91 00:08:49,174 --> 00:08:53,720 -who whips an old man. Or am I wrong? 92 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:58,892 It's just a little fetishism movie. How did this movie come out? 93 00:08:59,976 --> 00:09:05,649 God... I'm done. I can't continue… 94 00:09:05,732 --> 00:09:07,984 -Karen! -Don't stop me! 95 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:12,781 -Don't be stupid, Karen! - There it is - cold and lovely. 96 00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:37,889 One question. Is "the little dirty pig" that white meat you don't eat? 97 00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:41,184 Come on, bring it on. 98 00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:44,146 I had dropped out of college and was broke. It is the world's oldest story. 99 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:50,277 Boy meets girl. The boy wants that she makes porn. "Naked?" 100 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,239 "Forget it!" she says. The boy says: "Put on the suit and whip the old man." 101 00:09:54,322 --> 00:09:58,368 The girl asks, "How hard?" 102 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:07,461 Yes, it's an old story. 103 00:10:07,544 --> 00:10:10,589 Not that tone. 104 00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:18,263 It's enough to heal Manhattan laughs me out. Not you too...! 105 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,223 Now I'm going. 106 00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:27,481 - Hang up, I was just kidding. -I have a little joke for you. 107 00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:31,693 Knock, knock. I'm not there. 108 00:10:36,114 --> 00:10:39,368 Ready, ready, spaghetti sauce. 109 00:10:39,451 --> 00:10:42,454 Then we drive. Pace, pace, pace. 110 00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:48,960 We meander around the entire room. Elbows in, and big smiles. 111 00:10:49,044 --> 00:10:52,923 Mind your hips! This is not "Starlight Express"! 112 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:59,513 Excellent. Look up. All together. Relax. 113 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:01,223 I am so proud of you. 114 00:11:01,306 --> 00:11:05,977 -Not bad for a newcomer, huh? - I don't need new friends. 115 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,481 You won't get that either. 116 00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:15,654 Then it was time! Take your seats. ABBA will be here in a few minutes. 117 00:11:15,737 --> 00:11:21,201 ABBA...? We need no more "dancing queens". 118 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:25,831 -No, they spell with just one B. -A.B.A...? 119 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:29,960 -"American Bar Association"?! -Bartenders are so festive. 120 00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:34,381 No! A.B.A. are lawyers! I probably know them all! 121 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:37,092 No one recognizes you in uniform. 122 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:42,639 Like this towel change my appearance? I stick! 123 00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:48,437 -We can't dance with odd numbers. - Then you can dance with strange men. 124 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,481 Do you realize how humiliating that is? 125 00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:53,483 Serving is easy. 126 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:56,278 To maintain dignity when one peppers Matt Damon's salad is difficult. 127 00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:59,531 -Why Matt Damon in particular? - He has my career. 128 00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:02,117 I understand. Bye then. 129 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,580 You have had your successes, but now it's my turn. 130 00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:12,085 You decide for yourself: are you a friend or will you leave me in the lurch? 131 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,304 Hors d'oeuvre? 132 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:29,561 -Will Truman...? -Brian Kelly! 133 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:36,193 What do you look like? You can believe that you would serve us. 134 00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:38,695 I...? Are you kidding? 135 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:43,408 I wanted a piece, not the whole dish. 136 00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:51,792 Brian Kelly! How funny, the other day thought day... 137 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:56,797 I read... I'll do some trolling later, but don't tell anyone. 138 00:13:07,772 --> 00:13:11,943 -Hello? -What can I help... 139 00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:17,616 Have you seen... Karen Delaney! 140 00:13:17,699 --> 00:13:21,870 Is it twenty years ago? You haven't aged a day. 141 00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:27,000 But you look too damn good! 142 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:32,506 I need a favor, weirdo. 143 00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:39,679 Then we'll see... Two steaks, two salmon and a fatty chicken. 144 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:45,227 - It's me. - A little freshly ground pepper? 145 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,521 -How about an apology? -Sorry. 146 00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:51,733 Not you, Will. I was talking to Dr Pepper. 147 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:58,198 -Excuse. A little freshly ground pepper? -No, thanks. 148 00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:06,742 How many bands are there and how can i get them back? 149 00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:11,413 No problem. I'll just email head office... 150 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:22,174 Not a clue. We made 50 copies and sold all over Manhattan. 151 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:30,223 You disgusting! I have built up a career that you have ruined. 152 00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:34,936 Sorry, Karen. I'm terrible. 153 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:40,192 How about a little kiss for the sake of old friendship? 154 00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:47,282 How can you even ask me that, your fake… 155 00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:51,036 There you see. You can't beat me. 156 00:14:51,119 --> 00:14:56,458 Deep inside you are you still passionate about me 157 00:14:56,541 --> 00:15:00,295 Come on, hottie. Can you get a kiss? 158 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:07,928 Do you think I touch your face with my bare hands? 159 00:15:12,557 --> 00:15:15,769 It could have been anywhere. 160 00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:27,823 - I left a message... - I resign. 161 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:35,622 -Why then? Because of a bad movie? - No, but the balance of power has been upset. 162 00:15:36,748 --> 00:15:43,171 You put me on a pedestal like I was superwoman. 163 00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:49,261 I was the symbol of everything which was good, decent and genuine. 164 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:53,098 Yeah... 165 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:57,436 But now you only see the woman in the video. 166 00:15:57,519 --> 00:16:02,816 A dominant ragata that uses her body to get what she wants. 167 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:08,113 You are right. It's a big change. 168 00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:13,243 Yes...so I resign. 169 00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:16,997 I'm just going to clear my desk. 170 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,503 Then I stick. 171 00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:28,300 If you need me then I live in seclusion. 172 00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:35,390 I suffer in the dark silence of shame, shame and again shame. 173 00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:42,647 Wait, Karen. You'll probably want to bring this with you. 174 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:47,486 -What is it? -50 copies of "Next to Godliness". 175 00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:50,947 My God! How have you managed...? 176 00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:55,443 I've been in every shabby one video store in all of Manhattan. 177 00:16:55,591 --> 00:17:01,208 I didn't even go into the room there Bob Guccione had set his soot. 178 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:05,253 I had to look around sticky tapes with titles like: 179 00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,965 "Drive this, Miss Daisy". 180 00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:14,304 "Sperman on the Roof". 181 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:17,307 "The Ass Menagerie". 182 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:24,481 You don't have to worry about that someone will see this again. 183 00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:29,069 And I will consider you the same way I always did: 184 00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:35,617 A spoiled fortune seeker who would rather bite his foot off than take a job. 185 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,623 i love you 186 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,129 Now that's enough. 187 00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:51,049 When is your video coming out? 188 00:17:55,137 --> 00:18:00,267 I'm starving. Who must I sleep with to get my steak? 189 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:03,770 It's just a matter of choosing. 190 00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:08,525 - Where's my food, Pepper Guy? - I apologize for the delay. 191 00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:11,737 One of the waiters left me in the lurch- 192 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:16,033 - because he is a bad person. 193 00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:19,161 I just want a piece of meat. 194 00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:22,039 We all want that... 195 00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:26,501 Please, have some patience. 196 00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:29,004 -Are you mooing? -Take it easy! 197 00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:32,215 That zero takes tons. 198 00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:36,011 He's just doing his job, which is not so easy. 199 00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:39,723 Very difficult! He puts bread in a basket. 200 00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:44,478 - Good idea. I'll get more bread. -Wait a minute. We're not done yet. 201 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:47,814 - Where the hell is my steak? - Now that's enough! Let him go! 202 00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:52,194 -What's the problem? - You're ruining my tuxedo! 203 00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:57,949 -You don't have to find yourself in this. - Yes, I work. 204 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:03,288 -Do you think you can treat people like that? -I'm talking to him, not you. 205 00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:09,586 Listen to me. I'm also a pepper guy. 206 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:14,383 And considering your grades then you run a high risk of becoming one. 207 00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:17,219 Sit down, shut up and wait for the food. 208 00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:22,724 Now you must excuse me because I'm going to dance ballet. 209 00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:33,527 Speed ​​up! Smile! Great! 210 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:36,988 I apologize if I sounded like him. 211 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:40,325 If I can keep the tuxedo so you don't have to apologize. 212 00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:43,578 Okay. I just wish that I could give back. 213 00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:47,791 -Putting laxatives in his soup, like? - That would be so good! 214 00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:50,669 I have already done that. 215 00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:54,965 -You are the best! - I put some in your soup too. 216 00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:03,932 -What a day! - I guarantee I can beat it. 217 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:11,773 -Okay, you can start. -I served for Jack at the Waldorf. 218 00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:16,361 A good opening. I see your Waldorf- 219 00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:23,368 -and raises with a hunt for porn all over Manhattan. 220 00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:30,751 I ran into old classmates when I served them crab cakes. 221 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:38,675 I was molested by a former mayor of New York. 222 00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:47,017 I enjoyed a soup laced with laxatives. 223 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:54,399 It was good. I don't know if I... What is this? 224 00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:58,320 Yes...! 225 00:20:58,403 --> 00:21:03,950 Karen who actually does work… 226 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:10,082 -It can't top my day. - Well, we can watch the video tape... 227 00:21:11,124 --> 00:21:16,254 Now you have pigged out. You little dirty pig... 228 00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:22,386 You win.